Cathy's SURGE Letter

Here is Cathy's latest letter to Coca-Cola:

You say that SURGE has not been discontinued, but can you tell me which bottling companies are still producing it? Are any? I realize that the regional bottling companies make the decisions on what products to package, but who makes the marketing decisions? If Atlanta chooses not to market SURGE, can you really pass the buck and say it's the bottling companies' fault that SURGE isn't available in my area? SURGE, and SURGE fans, have been abandoned by the Coca Cola Company. How can you expect fans to be loyal to Coke products if the company isn't? I loved SURGE. I was a loyal Coke fan. I may start drinking Pepsi.

SURGE fan Cathy wrote this letter to Coca-Cola to show her dedication:

Dear Coca Cola Bottler,

My name is Cathy, I'm 38 years old, and I'm a SURGE fan. Yesterday I drank a dnL. It was green, but it was the wrong green. It was fruity, but it was the wrong fruit. It was carbonated and caffeinated, but it didn't feed my rush. Nothing can replace a SURGE.

Last night I dreamed I was at a beach party. The band was singing songs about SURGE (lyrics to be found at www.SaveSURGE.org). We were eating SURGE battered fish. A man called for SURGE all around, but there was no SURGE to be had. We all started crying. Then a fierce sandstorm arose and we all died of thirst.

SURGE fans are dying of thirst, and our pleas are falling on deaf ears. But we're still here, we're still loyal, and we aren't going away. Hear our pleas! Return to us our fully loaded citrus soda with carbos.

Respectfully,

Cathy
SURGE Fan

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